Ideas for funny trophies
 

I would like to give out a few funny trophies at the next jet event. I'm looking for some good suggestions.

Here are a few so far;

most landings in one flight
all talk
best fake pilot
worst shaky knees
shortest flight
best buns

can you add to this list please.

Thanks!

Re: Ideas for funny trophies
 

I nominate you for all of them:D:D

Angus

Re: Ideas for funny trophies
 

widest stance.
dumbest thumbs.
best flame out.

Re: Ideas for funny trophies
 

Best looking spotter

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Hero to Zero. Usually right after a comment like, "watch this"!

Re: Ideas for funny trophies
 

I like the bowl of spaghetti award....worst plumbing install.

Re: Ideas for funny trophies
 

Great idea...!

A few to suggest...

- Heavy Iron award: Largest % of mass in glue vs the mass of the original aircraft...
- Bank right award: Most out of trim jet, yet still flown.
- Make way award: Pilot who needs the entire width of the runway on takeoff or landing.
- Runway rash award: Most unreliable nose wheel award - retract or steering
- Break wind award: Highest retract leakage award...
- Longevity award: oldest jet on the flightline...
- Weak signals award: Pilot most likely to blame the radio... :)
- Deductible award: Pilot most likely to need more insurance than MAAC can provide...
- Kitchen sink award: pilot who shows up with an entire hobby shop worth of tools and spare parts in his car - just in case he needs them. (I could easily win this one...!)

Kelly

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Ohh, one more.

I guess this one could be combined with the most landings per flight...

Best 'roo hop': Could be measured by the number of parts leaving the aircraft before coming to a full stop. ;)

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Duct Tape award: The most patches/repairs per plane

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Peter you have to have the most elusive, unique, ambiguous jet trophy

Called:

The Thunder Chicken Award