|01-13-2004, 06:49 PM||#1|
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Here's neat little joke sent to me about a plane. Thought ya might enjoy
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
If you look out of the window on the port, or left,
side of the aircraft you will see that the inner engine
is on fire just below the fuel tanks in the wing. If
you look out at the starboard, or right, wing you will
observe that a widening crack has developed at the wing
root, making it unlikely that the wing will remain attached
to the fuselage.
If you look down at the surface of the sea over which
the aircraft is flying, you will notice a small orange
dot. This is a life-raft. In it are your co-pilot, your
flight engineer and myself.
This has been a recorded announcement."
Sun Parlor Flyers
"Artificial Intelligence is no substitute for Natural Stupidity"
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